So are you looking for an update to the last entry? I bet you are, but you will not get one. The only update I can give you is it has become added stress. Nevertheless, the whole situation makes for good conversation. It may, however, have to go "unconversed" if that is a word. I share with my readers a lot about me, but that is not something I don't want to share right now. Check back in a couple months and I may have something for you. What we can converse about is this crazy Lisa Nowak and her diaper issue.
Now, when I first heard about this story, it had to be about 4:00 am on Wednesday (Feb. 7). One might ask what I was doing up that early in the morning. Good questions deserve good answers....So anyway it was about 4:00am and the news show I watch when I'm awake around that time was on. I was preparing for bed and they flashed this hideous mugshot of a once admired female astronaut that I had briefly followed. After hearing her name, Lisa Nowak, I stopped what I was doing and tuned in to the broadcast. The anchorman went on to tell about this 41 year old wife and mother of three driving over 900 miles from Huston to Florida to kidnap and kill a rival in a love triangle she was involved in.
My first reaction, "something is wrong with her", but then the story got better. The anchorman went on to say that she got to Florida, found her rival, Colleen Shipman, and tried to kidnap her. So now I'm thinking, "she crazy". But the story doesn't end there. They continued on that Nowak had been planning this and not only was she going to kidnap Shipman, but kill her as well. Then the kicker...the one part of this story that put in on my back laughing...on her drive from Huston to Florida, this love sick woman wore adult diapers so she would not have to stop to use the restroom.
Okay, I'm not sure if that sunk in with you, but I will repeat it so you can get the full effect. She wore diapers for over 900 miles to get to a woman that was rightfully involved with a guy she was seeing on the side. I don't want to dissect why she did it, or can love make you do crazy things, or even what would drive a person to want to kill in the name of love. I want to talk about this diaper she wore to make sure she got to where she was going in a timely manner.
This diapers represent one thing to me, she was serious about getting to Shipman. Sure she had gloves, BB gun, knife, plastic bags, and maps to Shipman's house, but she wore diapers. These diapers say that she was on a mission. Anytime someone would rather piss their self rather than stop at a gas station, or even stop on the side of the road, is a sure sign of intent. This would be all I need to convict her.
Lets think about that smell she probably had coming from her. Now, in her craziness, I'm sure she changed diapers, but come on "stank-stank". Can you imagine the smell she must have had coming from her body. If she didn't even want to stop to urinate, I know taking a shower was out of the question. If I shared a cell with her, I think I would have jokes for her everyday for her whole sentence. Everyday would be something new.
"Guard, I think its time to change Lisa's pamper..." "Did you mess your self again..?" "Yall smell that?" It really shows my maturity level if the only point that I get from this whole incident is that she wore adult diapers. It doesn't matter. Its good comedy. Really, I would prefer to laugh at such a situation because lately, I haven't done enough laughing, let alone smiling.
No, nothing is wrong with me. I've just been putting in overtime working on all my dreams and goals. I am just trying to make sure I make. I have a 900 miles to success and I really don't have time to stop and play. Guess I should buy some adult diapers so that I won't have to stop for bathroom breaks.
DFitz
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